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AAHAT SI KOI AYE TO LAGTA HAI Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?  IKHTIYARRE TABBASUM KI LAU Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena..... DOC CHOPRA PSYCHOTHERAPIST doc chopra Psychotherapist wanted the name board to be painted infront of his clinic , but our sardar painted " Dr chopra Psycho the rapist ". WHEN I WAS SAD YOU WERE THERE When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ki sare fasad ki jad tu hai.. AISI DOSTI HAMARI KI TU HAR RAH Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,har safar mein mile. Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi dosti ki khatir,tu bagal wali kabar mein mile :) HAR DES KI EK SARHADD HOTI HAI Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai SHAH JAHAN NE TAJ MAHAL KI Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!! AEY MERE SMS MERE DOST KE PASS JANA. Aey Mere SMS Mere Dost ke Pass Jana... Agar wo so Raha ho to Shor Mat Machana, Jab WO jage to Dhire Se'MuskaranA' Fir Kehna "KANJUS"SMS Karo HICHKIYON SE EK BAAT KA EHSAAS HAI Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai beshak milne na aaye per chandh lamhen hum per barbaad to karta hai.! AAPKI YAAD ME MENE KALAM UTHAI,LIA KAGAZ, TASVIR APKI BANAYI, Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi, socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi HA HA HA HA HHA HA HA HA Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he......... KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.. I SELECTED A SHORT GIRL TO MARRY............WHY? i selected a short girl to marry............why? coz some one told me museebat jithni choti ho utna acha....... BAAP NE KAHA GHAR CHHOD DO, MA NE KAHA PARO CHHOD DO, baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do, paro ne kaha sharab chhod do, chndrmuki ne kaha timepass karna chhod do, ek din tum kahoge sms bhejna chhod do ANDHE KE HATH ME "TORCH", Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!**** HAR KASHTI KA SAHIL NAHI HAR KASHTI ka sahil nahi hota kimti chiz ke har koi kabil nahi hota,.. Ye to tumhari kismat aachi hai varna tumhare jaise ,ladko, ke paas mobile nahi hota TEACHAR: KAL TUM SCHOOL KYUN NAHI AAYE? teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye? student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi. teacher: kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi? student: palang par gir gaya aur aakh lag gayi. WO DOSTI HI KYA JISME Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho... ANDHERI SADAK SUNSAN Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan , raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.  SUNSAAN SARAK K SOOKHAY Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U?????? TUM SA KOI DUSARA Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi.... Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!! IS DIL MEIN AANSUYO KE MELE Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chor kar tumeh SMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain CHAAND KO GAROOR HAI KI USKE Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! VO AAJ BHI HUME DEKH KAR MUSKURATE HAIN Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain. JAATE HUE KUCH AISA KAR KE JAYO KAAM Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN" VO LIKHTE HAIN HUMARA NAAM MITTI MEIN Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain... CHILD : - UNCLE MUJHE NA BANDAR DEKHNA HAI Child : - uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Uncle : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.  JAB BARISH HOTI HAI Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Mera Chatri Kab Do ge! KAISE HO? Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho! PATHAN SITTING ON THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar... KHIDKI SE DEAKHO TO RASTE PE KOI NAHI THA Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha... AAJ, RAAT, THIK, 12, Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12, Baje, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega! AAPKE LIFE MEIN MITHAS HO CADBURY JAISE Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise! SHARAB BANI TO MAIKHANE BANE Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha! LALOO: 2 HIS P.A.: Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.! GOD NE TUJHE BHEJA TO BHEJA God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja DIL K DARD KO ZUBA PER LAATE NAHI Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi! EK SARDAR CAR ME Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE! YE SULGTA HUA JISM Ye sulgta hua Jism, Ye kap-kapate hue Honth, Ye thar-tharatehua Badan, Ya lad-khadati hui Awaz, Mujhe pehle hi paata tha ya Nishaaniya Malaria ki hi hai! WIFE- I WILL DIE. Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! SUCHTA THA HAR MOR PAR Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli. AGER DUM HAI TU IS SAWAL Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai? SARDAR GOING WITH HIS SISTER Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"! PORPOSE KARNE KA NAYA STYLE.. Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga! MESSAGE PE MESSAGE BHEJTE HO Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! TWO SNAKES SITTING IN THE JUNGLE Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyat hai tera chumma'! AAP AIK BRILLIANT Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

MAJNU KO LAILA KA SMS NAHI AIYA.. Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya.. Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya.. Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai.. Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

5 GREAT PEOPLE: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

AAP JAISE LOG HUME KUCH KHAS LAGTE HAI. Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

MERE DIL, JIGER, KIDNEY, LIVER HO TUM .. Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

CHAAND KO GAROOR HAI KI USKE PAAS NOOR HAI, Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi.... Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

BOTTLE MAIN PEPSI SAY ZYAADA.... bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

SUNSAAN SARAK K SOOKHAY HOI PEEPAL Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????

IS DIL MEIN AANSUYO KE MELE HAIN Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain

HAR DES KI EK SARHADD HOTI HAI , Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

PROMISE ME WE ARE TRUE FRIENDS, Promise me we are true friends, I am lamp you are light, I am Coke you are Sprite, I am Sawan you are badal, I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki, I am Tarzan you are Monkey

KAYI RAAZ AISE HOTE HAIN kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

SHAAM HOTE HII YE DIL UDAAS HOTA HAI, Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

DOOR WAADIYON MEIN DHUNDLEY BADAL Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

KYA AANKHEIN HAIN AAPKI Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

AAP KYA JAANO HUM KITNA YAAD KARTE HAIN, Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

YAAD MEIN HUMNE KALAM UTHAAYI, yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi, socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

BARI ASAANI SE DIL LAGAYE JAATE HAIN, Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain

MUSKURA DO ZARA KHUDA KE VASTE, Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

TERE PYAAR KI ROSHNI AISI HAI KI, Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai, sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

JAWAAB TERI SHAYARI KA.... jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein.... naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein....

TUM HOTI TO AISA HOTA Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati, shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

HI MUSHARRAF NEEDS 500 DONKEYS Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...

VO AAJ BHI HUME DEKH KAR MUSKURATE HAIN Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.

APNI SURAT KA KABHI TO DIDAAR DE, Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de, tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna, Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

TERI AANKAIN JHUKI JHUKI, TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya, to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

TUSI BADE HI GR8 HO, TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

ZINDAGI JAISE EK SAZA SI HO GAYI HAI, Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

JIS MEHFIL MEIN KHARE HOJAI, Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai, Kaho Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ?

TUMKO DEKHA TO YEH KHYAAL AAYA Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

KAUN SA GHAM HAI Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

JIS DIN SE JUDA VO HUMSE HUE Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi,

SHAAN SE RAHENGE TUMAHRE DIL MEIN HUM shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

UMEEDO KI MANZIL TOOT GAYI, Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

KABHI HONSLA BHI AAZMAANA CHAHIYE, Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

ARZ KIYA HAI..... AAJ-KAL AAPKE SMS AANA BAND HAI , Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....

TAMMANA SE NAHI TANHAI SE DARTE HAIN, Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

DIL TORNA HUMARI AADAT NAHI, Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

YOU R MY SWEET SONA, You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

JAB I NE U SE PYAAR KIYA, Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya, to night ko sleeping chor diya, tere face ki gentle beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phor diya

YAAD MEIN TERI AANKHE BHARTA HAI KOI, Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

SAFED RANG HO AGAR MEHBOOB KA, Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

JAWANI KE DIN CHAMKILE HO GAYE, jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye

JAB JAB HUME PYAAS LAGTI HAI, Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

AAJ VO HUMSE JANNAT MEIN TAKRA GAYE, Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii...., Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

WHEN U FEEL When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai

EK AADMI APNI BIWI KA ANTIM SANSKAR KAR KE Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

TU CHAND MANGE MAIN CHAND DEDU Tu chand mange main chand dedu, Tu raat mange mein raat dedu, Tu dil mange main dil dedu, Tu jaan mange: bas yaar…. Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!

DIL MAIN BASA HAY PIAR TERA Dil main basa hay piar tera, Aankhoon main basi hai tasveer teri, Jab bhi yaad aati hai teri, Hum deekhtay hain “tom and jerry”.

JO KISSI KISSI KO MILAY WHO HAI PYAAR Jo kissi kissi ko milay who hai pyaar, Jo naseeb waloo ko milay who hai apun ka sms!!!

SITAM SEHNAY KI HADH HOTI HAI Sitam sehnay ki hadh hoti hai, Pas na aane ki hadh hoti hai, Ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai, Aik sms to kar day zalim, Kanjoosi ki bhi hadh hoti hai.

WHEN WORDS FAIL When words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart fail... To kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..!

DIL K DARD KO ZUBA PER LAATE NAHI Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi~

TWO SNAKES SITTING IN THE JUNGLE Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyat hai tera chumma'!

AGER DUM HAI TU IS SAWAL KA JAWAB Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

YE SULGTA HUA JISM Ye sulgta hua Jism, Ye kap-kapate hue Honth, Ye thar-tharatehua Badan, Ya lad-khadati hui Awaz, Mujhe pehle hi paata tha ya Nishaaniya Malaria ki hi hai!

PORPOSE KARNE KA NAYA STYLE.. Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!

SUCHTA THA HAR MOR PER AAP KA INTEZAR Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

SHARAB BANI TO MAIKHANE BANE.. Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha!

GOD NE TUJHE BHEJA TO BHEJA God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!

KAISE HO? MAZE ME? TABIYAT KASEI? Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

PALKO PE APNI BAITHAYA HAI TUMHE Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile tum, National Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe:!

TERI DOSTI KI ROSHNI AISI HAI KI HAR TARAF UJALA NAZAR ATA HAI Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... Sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu...Ajkal kambkhat bill bohat ata hai.!

TAZA HAWA KA JHOKA AAYA.. Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"

APUN 1 SHER BOLEGA Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..

ABE O BURAI KE RESGULLE Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

ARZ KYA HAI: Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..

KYA AAP.. COLSE UP KARTE HAIN Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

TUM HASTE RAHO Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

BAZU 0 ME DAM RAKHTA HUN Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad lago se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega.Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!