Steam Achievements
- A Midsummer Knight's Thieve - Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
- Corruption - Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
- Creamed Corn - Food-based destruction.
- Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies - Peered into everyone's fate.
- Embrace Impermanence - Broke bridges.
- Fire In The Hole - 3 die by the Miner's hand.
- Funnier Than a Burning Carnival - Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
- God Bless Us, Every One - Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
- Grand Theft Karma - Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
- Hazardous Work Environment - Slipped, where wet.
- It Belongs In a Museum - Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
- Learn to Stop Worrying - Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
- Prevenge - Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
- Redemption - Saw the good in everyone.
- Remorse - Remembered it's wrong to steal.
- Royal Buffet - Where did the King go anyway?
- Shoplifting - Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
- Smells Like Team Spirit - Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
- Such Bad Children - Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
- The Whole Story - Collector of forgotten dreams.
- To Soothe A Savage Beast - Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
- Walk Like An Adventurer - Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
- Weight of the Beast - The scale reveals a baleful figure.
- Well Done - Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.
- What You Always Wanted - Reached the bottom of The Cave.
- Who Wants to Live Forever - Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.
- Win-win-win-win-win-win-win - Everyone reached the bottom.
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